The Best Spam Ever

I normally delete spam without question, but I happened to miss click on an item and instead got to read this wonderful spam email. I've removed the annoying trojan file that was attached and bring you the unedited text of the email for your ejoyment:

"and chairs. If you are familiar with the tidiness of a retired New
And I stepped down to face the breech of a gun whose muzzle
and we were not sure that the battery was not on the opposite side of
and, besides, a spirit peculiar to the newest branch in the service of
a Belgian, but the Belgian whipped up his horse and the German fell
and movement abruptly admitted him. Perhaps no Anglo-Saxon fully
Army, which General Manoury had formed in haste and flung at von
an open car along the coast of Scotland. Dusk had fallen on the
and the use of the plural pronoun shocked his free individualism
against Germany; the Atlantic passage on the liner of ineffaceable
and, besides, a spirit peculiar to the newest branch in the service of
actual presence of mental starvation was the thing that got on your"

I hope you enjoyed that random bunch of text as much as I did this morning. Give me your interpretation of this passage below!!