Weekly 70′s Image – Fire Suit of Love

Have you ever wanted to dress like an escaped convict, besides a costume for Halloween? Incase you’ve had that thought recently I hate to inform you, but you have been living in the wrong decade.

Sadly the 70′s provided everyone with a chance to go out everyday as a jailed inmate looking for refuge at a daily job. As you can clearly see here, this inmate has been tagged and collared by the system and prepared for processing.

And take a look at those prices – a freakin steal!

Many of you who may want to copy this style should be forwarned of some of the dangers of this type of apparel. Depending on the material you are making the outfit from you should probably carry a fire exstinguisher with you incase of spontaneous thigh combustion. Certain space aged materials have an alarmingly high tendency to ignite under heavy repeated friction.

Wearers should also be careful not to wear the ever important belt too low on the waist. This particular outfit specifically calls for the belt to be 8 inches above the waist and no lower. With this positioning, some users may find themselves inadvertantly hooked on coat hanger racks and other chest level knobby things.

Recommended accessories to this piece include black out sunglasses, white golf shoes (with no socks), and large amounts of chest hair. Woman should be advised to seek medical clearance before taking man hair pills.