Haiku Spammers?

Got this spam today and thought I'd share some spam poetry for you all:
"A metaphor from seamanship. A berth is, among other goes wherever it is going without much resistance. name, is possessed by the Wilis, or spirits of beautiful

..In the heat of battle, it was easy to forget to fully of despair or mourning. getting out on the wrong side of a bed, they cannot be "

Now is it me or are spammers becoming much more prosaic in their old age? It used to be that we'd get spam concerning the latest enhancement product to the male ego or the next best hair restoration product. But now we get spam poetry?

Not that I'm really complaining mind you, but I wish that spammers would go to an English class and learn exactly how to write prose. Is that so much to ask?