Weekly 70s Image – Pimp Suit

I couldn’t even imagine wearing something like this riding on the subway. Looks like a freakin leprechaun in the bottom left image. Correct me if I’m wrong but isn’t this wear the shortage of oil came from? The amount of man made synthetics in this little outfit would fill out three pages of nasa flight plan fuel requirements.

The best part of this outfit is the foot long zipper in the skin tight trousers, which of course are hiked appropriately up over the belly button. Your lady friend is sure to give you the proper respect you’re looking for with this outfit. Either that or she’s going to pimp you out on the nearest street corner.

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This week’s image is again brought to you direct from an old JC Penny catalogue found underneath a lovely basement sofa. In this image we can clearly see the effectiveness of narcotics at work.

While I can get over the palish blue color of the shirts, I cannot forgive the shameful misplacement of striped patterns mixed horribly with floral pattern squares. Even if I was tripping a serious amount of acid I don’t think i could enjoy this visual spectical.

And whats with the thrusting hip motion from the guy in the background? He’s got to know he’s not going to get any from the plastic belt wearing model right.

David Hasselhof they’ve stolen your shirts!

Have you ever wanted to dress like an escaped convict, besides a costume for Halloween? Incase you’ve had that thought recently I hate to inform you, but you have been living in the wrong decade.

Sadly the 70′s provided everyone with a chance to go out everyday as a jailed inmate looking for refuge at a daily job. As you can clearly see here, this inmate has been tagged and collared by the system and prepared for processing.

And take a look at those prices – a freakin steal!

Many of you who may want to copy this style should be forwarned of some of the dangers of this type of apparel. Depending on the material you are making the outfit from you should probably carry a fire exstinguisher with you incase of spontaneous thigh combustion. Certain space aged materials have an alarmingly high tendency to ignite under heavy repeated friction.

Wearers should also be careful not to wear the ever important belt too low on the waist. This particular outfit specifically calls for the belt to be 8 inches above the waist and no lower. With this positioning, some users may find themselves inadvertantly hooked on coat hanger racks and other chest level knobby things.

Recommended accessories to this piece include black out sunglasses, white golf shoes (with no socks), and large amounts of chest hair. Woman should be advised to seek medical clearance before taking man hair pills.