Best Myspace Survey Answers

We've all taken them at some point or another in our boring cubicle existences. I present to you an unordered and random listing of all the best Myspace Survey answers that I've found to date.

Surveys and quizzes can bring you a load of traffic to a site if you manage to make them interesting and fun. People love filling out random fun surveys, look at all the ones listed on Myspace. I can't go a day without seeing three or four different people filling out the same survey in bulletins on Myspace.

If you're looking to get a traffic boost from Myspace, create your own survey, and add your website or blog link at the bottom of it. Post it to your Myspace bulletin and have people start filling it out and passing it onto their friends. Get a nice little viral spike from surveys on Myspace.

SURVEY SAYS!!

9. WHAT DO YOU SMELL LIKE?
Subway and Death

53. DO YOU BELIEVE IN ASTROLOGY?:
Nostradamus lives in my basement

60. PICK A LYRIC, ANY LYRIC:
Peanut butter jelly time, Peanut butter jelly time

76. DO YOU THINK PIRATES ARE COOL OR OVERRATED?:
Pirates are cool in general, butt pirates not so much.

105. WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO AFTER THIS SURVEY?
I'm going to go light some molatov cocktails and throw them at a pedestrian.

19. What is your favorite Christmas song?
hate them all...unless you play Judas Priest then I'm all happy go lucky.

22. What do you leave for Santa?
Depends on how horny I am that Christmas.

5. Is it easy for others to make you feel awkward?
Only with certain comments... Kinda' like WalMart trips.

18. Have you ever passed out from drinking too much?
*Pretty much, yeah. With the Captain!! - F'in dick, I hate the Captain

134. What are you listening to right now?
The crystal meth addict downstairs humping a trash can.

122. What do you do for a living?
I work as a purveyor of religious poo.

42. What will you be doing in an hour?
Most likely still sitting here attempting to give my life meaning through the usage of Myspace.

590. What do you wear to bed?
Well that depends, who's bed is it and what am I doing in it?