Jason Ellis Quotes

Talking to a woman from Idaho:

Ellis: do you shave you’re face? No? ‘Cause you’re a dude!

Ellis: do you have hair on your chest? – you might be a Sasquatch!

Ellis: if someone puts it in the backdoor, do you make a little grr sound?

Talking about monkies:

Ellis: one for the monkies, zip for the human race.

Ellis: I eat religious cerial.

Without a doubt, Sirius satellite radio is the best thing ever invented. If you haven’t listened to the Jason Ellis show before, please please go listen to it at some point. You will laugh your ass off, just be careful if you’re driving because you may just drive off the road.