27 Myspace Survey Questions

In my ongoing attempt to drown the internet in useless survey bandwidth I’ve compiled another list of off the wall, useless, and down right essential survey questions for you to put together for your next survey. Take them all or take just a few, and make yourself a nice survey Sunday – OK cupcake?

1. Have you ever gotten a super wedgy?

2. What are you secretly hoping to have pierced?

3. If you were to ride something, what would it be?

4. What are your measurements?

5. Name six things starting with the letter N

6. How many orgasms have you had in a night/day?

7. What is your favorite bathroom item?

8. Do you take rides from strangers?

9. Have you ever flirted with a delivery person?

10. Whats 39998 plus 37473?

11. Whats your favorite place to be in a thunder storm?

12. Have you ever been inappropriate with a coworker?

13. Do you make special trips to the toy store?

14. What was the last thing you ate?

15. Who was your first titty twist?

16. Have you played pong?

17. Can you translate binary – 1010010101010111?

18. If you were to have a single colored room what color would it be?

19. Do you know Pavlov’s dog?

20. If you had $8 what would you buy?

21. In case of emergency, break what?

22. Have you ever been cow tipping?

23. Do you know someone name Laquisha?

24. Was the moon landing fake?

25. Who really shot JFK?

26. Monkeys are attacking, what do you do?

27. Beer pong or Beirut?