Is Charlie Crazy?

Have you seen this crazy man lately? Do you have strong opinions on whether or not he is crazy and should be put somewhere for help? Your opinion could earn you a gift card. Take the survey today and see what others are saying about the most recent outbursts from hollywood's most likeable and hated man Charlie Sheen. Vote today!! Is Charlie Sheen crazy? Remember, this man is bi-winning! He can cure himself with his mind! Don't judge his sanity with normal human standards. He's a Vatican assassin, a warlock, and an F-18. How complicated can it be?

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Case in point, I was at the mall this weekend and saw a store with a huge sign out front that said up to 70% off everything in store. So of course being the good little consumer that I am, I ventured into the store to take a look. Sure enough most things in the store were 30 or 40 percent off, then when you sign up for a credit card you got the extra 30% off items.

What the stores are counting on are you having a credit card in your wallet for six months to a year and everytime you open it up you are reminded to shop at that particular store. This little gimmick works for some people, but if you're smart you can get around it and make out like a bandit.

If you can find a large amount of items in a store that you want, and they are all 40% off, with the ability to go to 70% off when you get the card then sign up for it and buy the items. This will save you a lot of money up front. The key part of this is to mark your calendar for a week later to cancel the card and cut it up. This will alleviate that urge to shop more and ring up credit debt.

I only recommend doing this once a year as it does play with your credit score a little bit from what I've been able to determine. So choose wisely and make sure to cancel the card. Do not get another card you can ring up more debt on!

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I'm cruising around the net this morning with a morning cup of coffee and I happened across a YouTube video that I thought was pretty amazing. I've had my iPhone for awhile now and its been put through the paces. Its got dents, divots, and scratches on it from just general wear and tear that any phone gets with regular usage. I know Apple has said that the iPhone can take some bumps and drops, but mine is starting to show its age. This video is definitely something that I will be investing into pretty quickly. Take a peek and see for yourself how well this product works in the invisibleSHIELD video.

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If you ever wanted to see a viral video that was put together extremely well but had no real reference to anything this is the video. I've embedded it below so check it out. On the marketing end of it, if you can come up with a video like this you've gold a big pot of gold waiting for you at the end of the rainbow. Viral videos are hard to create, but if you can manage to put one together, that has a great idea, and good production, well then you are in for a mountain of traffic. This video also goes to show just how crazy Celine Dion actually is. Enjoy

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Without further ado I give you Hotchickswithdouchebags.com - yes you read that right. This site had me in tears from laughter after reading through the first five postings. This definitely needs to be a daily stop. I've attached a post from there for you're viewing pleasure.

From Hotchickswithdouchebags.com:

Its like wirings a car battery to your nads.

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We start off first with the very dapper gentleman on the left who is wearing the oh so kill me now sesame street yellow terry cloth pants, that have to be riding so high that his man parts are up under his chin causing severe discoloration of his face and neck. That is followed closely by the absurdly rediculously horizontal striped, I want to be Hugh Hefner, smoking jacket for people that can't quite find a date. If that weren't bad enough, his manhood is being labeled as a B, now thats a bad day.

And now onto the best outfit I've ever seen. The coffee cup wielding death knight of the late seventies on the right is prepared for the daily battle with his trusty over garment of love. Striped with bold colors to confuse the enemy, this 3/4, high collared, I think I might be a woman shirt is always prepared for the rigors of life. Not only does this outfit strike fear into the heart of any mortal enemy, it also provides easy access for loved ones.

I couldn't even imagine wearing something like this riding on the subway. Looks like a freakin leprechaun in the bottom left image. Correct me if I'm wrong but isn't this wear the shortage of oil came from? The amount of man made synthetics in this little outfit would fill out three pages of nasa flight plan fuel requirements.

The best part of this outfit is the foot long zipper in the skin tight trousers, which of course are hiked appropriately up over the belly button. Your lady friend is sure to give you the proper respect you're looking for with this outfit. Either that or she's going to pimp you out on the nearest street corner.

This week's image is again brought to you direct from an old JC Penny catalogue found underneath a lovely basement sofa. In this image we can clearly see the effectiveness of narcotics at work.

While I can get over the palish blue color of the shirts, I cannot forgive the shameful misplacement of striped patterns mixed horribly with floral pattern squares. Even if I was tripping a serious amount of acid I don't think i could enjoy this visual spectical.

And whats with the thrusting hip motion from the guy in the background? He's got to know he's not going to get any from the plastic belt wearing model right.

David Hasselhof they've stolen your shirts!

Have you ever wanted to dress like an escaped convict, besides a costume for Halloween? Incase you've had that thought recently I hate to inform you, but you have been living in the wrong decade.

Sadly the 70's provided everyone with a chance to go out everyday as a jailed inmate looking for refuge at a daily job. As you can clearly see here, this inmate has been tagged and collared by the system and prepared for processing.

And take a look at those prices - a freakin steal!

Many of you who may want to copy this style should be forwarned of some of the dangers of this type of apparel. Depending on the material you are making the outfit from you should probably carry a fire exstinguisher with you incase of spontaneous thigh combustion. Certain space aged materials have an alarmingly high tendency to ignite under heavy repeated friction.

Wearers should also be careful not to wear the ever important belt too low on the waist. This particular outfit specifically calls for the belt to be 8 inches above the waist and no lower. With this positioning, some users may find themselves inadvertantly hooked on coat hanger racks and other chest level knobby things.

Recommended accessories to this piece include black out sunglasses, white golf shoes (with no socks), and large amounts of chest hair. Woman should be advised to seek medical clearance before taking man hair pills.

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Surveys and quizzes can bring you a load of traffic to a site if you manage to make them interesting and fun. People love filling out random fun surveys, look at all the ones listed on Myspace. I can't go a day without seeing three or four different people filling out the same survey in bulletins on Myspace.

If you're looking to get a traffic boost from Myspace, create your own survey, and add your website or blog link at the bottom of it. Post it to your Myspace bulletin and have people start filling it out and passing it onto their friends. Get a nice little viral spike from surveys on Myspace.

SURVEY SAYS!!

9. WHAT DO YOU SMELL LIKE?
Subway and Death

53. DO YOU BELIEVE IN ASTROLOGY?:
Nostradamus lives in my basement

60. PICK A LYRIC, ANY LYRIC:
Peanut butter jelly time, Peanut butter jelly time

76. DO YOU THINK PIRATES ARE COOL OR OVERRATED?:
Pirates are cool in general, butt pirates not so much.

105. WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO AFTER THIS SURVEY?
I'm going to go light some molatov cocktails and throw them at a pedestrian.

19. What is your favorite Christmas song?
hate them all...unless you play Judas Priest then I'm all happy go lucky.

22. What do you leave for Santa?
Depends on how horny I am that Christmas.

5. Is it easy for others to make you feel awkward?
Only with certain comments... Kinda' like WalMart trips.

18. Have you ever passed out from drinking too much?
*Pretty much, yeah. With the Captain!! - F'in dick, I hate the Captain

134. What are you listening to right now?
The crystal meth addict downstairs humping a trash can.

122. What do you do for a living?
I work as a purveyor of religious poo.

42. What will you be doing in an hour?
Most likely still sitting here attempting to give my life meaning through the usage of Myspace.

590. What do you wear to bed?
Well that depends, who's bed is it and what am I doing in it?

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The best part of this outfit is the foot long zipper in the skin tight trousers, which of course are hiked appropriately up over the belly button. Your lady friend is sure to give you the proper respect you're looking for with this outfit. Either that or she's going to pimp you out on the nearest street corner.

To see more of these fabulous outfits click below.

This week's image is again brought to you direct from an old JC Penny catalogue found underneath a lovely basement sofa. In this image we can clearly see the effectiveness of narcotics at work.

While I can get over the palish blue color of the shirts, I cannot forgive the shameful misplacement of striped patterns mixed horribly with floral pattern squares. Even if I was tripping a serious amount of acid I don't think i could enjoy this visual spectical.

And whats with the thrusting hip motion from the guy in the background? He's got to know he's not going to get any from the plastic belt wearing model right.

David Hasselhof they've stolen your shirts!

Have you ever wanted to dress like an escaped convict, besides a costume for Halloween? Incase you've had that thought recently I hate to inform you, but you have been living in the wrong decade.

Sadly the 70's provided everyone with a chance to go out everyday as a jailed inmate looking for refuge at a daily job. As you can clearly see here, this inmate has been tagged and collared by the system and prepared for processing.

And take a look at those prices - a freakin steal!

Many of you who may want to copy this style should be forwarned of some of the dangers of this type of apparel. Depending on the material you are making the outfit from you should probably carry a fire exstinguisher with you incase of spontaneous thigh combustion. Certain space aged materials have an alarmingly high tendency to ignite under heavy repeated friction.

Wearers should also be careful not to wear the ever important belt too low on the waist. This particular outfit specifically calls for the belt to be 8 inches above the waist and no lower. With this positioning, some users may find themselves inadvertantly hooked on coat hanger racks and other chest level knobby things.

Recommended accessories to this piece include black out sunglasses, white golf shoes (with no socks), and large amounts of chest hair. Woman should be advised to seek medical clearance before taking man hair pills.

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..In the heat of battle, it was easy to forget to fully of despair or mourning. getting out on the wrong side of a bed, they cannot be "

Now is it me or are spammers becoming much more prosaic in their old age? It used to be that we'd get spam concerning the latest enhancement product to the male ego or the next best hair restoration product. But now we get spam poetry?

Not that I'm really complaining mind you, but I wish that spammers would go to an English class and learn exactly how to write prose. Is that so much to ask?

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