Jason Ellis Quotes
Talking to a woman from Idaho:
Ellis: do you shave you’re face? No? ‘Cause you’re a dude!
Ellis: do you have hair on your chest? - you might be a Sasquatch!
Ellis: if someone puts it in the backdoor, do you make a little grr sound?
Talking about monkies:
Ellis: one for the monkies, zip for the human race.
Ellis: [...]
Names & Titles That Suck
Names That Suck:
Erin Hiscock - It speaks for itself when you combine the name with normal email EHiscock@gmail.com for example.
Judith Schwan - “Stop looking at me schwan!”
Tim Schlonger - this could go either way I suppose.
Titles That Suck:
Preblast Specialist & Coordinator - I could write an entire novel here but needless to say there are [...]
Weekly 70’s Image - His & Her Cowboys
This week’s image is again brought to you direct from an old JC Penny catalogue found underneath a lovely basement sofa. In this image we can clearly see the effectiveness of narcotics at work.
While I can get over the palish blue color of the shirts, I cannot forgive the shameful misplacement of striped patterns mixed [...]
Weekly 70’s Image - Fire Suit of Love
Have you ever wanted to dress like an escaped convict, besides a costume for Halloween? Incase you’ve had that thought recently I hate to inform you, but you have been living in the wrong decade.
Sadly the 70’s provided everyone with a chance to go out everyday as a jailed inmate looking for refuge at a [...]
The Best Spam Ever
I normally delete spam without question, but I happened to miss click on an item and instead got to read this wonderful spam email. I’ve removed the annoying trojan file that was attached and bring you the unedited text of the email for your ejoyment:
“and chairs. If you are familiar with the tidiness of a [...]
